sashaying through the sarcasm

Title: sweet as sin
Author: puchuupoet
Pairing: Marcel/Lucifer (Top Chef/Supernatural)
Word Count: 450
Rating: pg-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: For cecilylee, who encourages me to keep writing this sort of crack. Pretty sure there's more to come :p

Comes after It All Burns Cold.

( sweet as sin )

Title: covetous
Author: puchuupoet
Pairing: Zachariah/Impala
Word Count: ~645
Rating: hard R
Heads-up: implied car humping
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: I don't even know anymore. Thanks to cho_malfoy for all the encouragement ♥

( She stands before him sleek and cool, all smooth curves against the rough asphalt under her. )

Title: puppy love
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Word Count: 2260
Rating: pg-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: Unbeta'd, and I'll probably be revising/playing with it some more later. Friends only for the time being. Based on the following prompts (paraphrased): puppy!Sam (probing_grays), tampons (stickingplaster), Dean and Sam find a lore book on angels that has some interesting info on Castiel (rathanylakan), Cas being a responsible dog owner (playthefool)

This is the puppy I was picturing for Sam

( When Dean gets into the Impala, he peeks under the jacket. The moment he lifts it up a damp nose pushes up against his hand, and Dean finally allows himself to start to relax. )

Title: it all burns cold
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Lucifer/Marcel (SPN/Top Chef S2)
Word Count: ~390
Rating: PG
Heads-up: crack crossover, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: I completely blame cecilylee for sticking this pairing in my head. IDEK.


( Marcel is getting annoyed at the whole damn thing. )

Catching up on comments while watching Shrek Forever After.

Ummm, are Shrek and Fiona somehow involved in a SAW-like trap? (4th one, iirc)

brb loling

ETA: OKAY SO NOW THERE'S FIC. DON'T JUDGE TOO HARD PLS

untitled Saw/Shrek crossover
rated: r
unbeta'd
disclaimer: not mine, never happened, completely fictional

( Shrek shakes his head when he comes to, and he can practically feel the lump growing on his head. )

For sidium, for the prompt "Dean/Cas, music":

( Dean knows that there's nothing planned today, and that there's no reason for him to be awake at the ass crack of dawn. )


For gleeker13: for the prompt "try to explain this picture" (under the cut):

( Dean sighed as he slumped back against the driver's seat, fingers rattling out a beat on the steering wheel. )


For cecilylee, for the prompt "Dean/Cas: CUTEANGST CUDDLES OVER GODHUMAN SHIT":

( 'Is this what humanity feels like?' Cas is on his back, head tipped back over the edge of the bed. )

Title: watched love pass you by
Author: Puchuupoet
Fandom: Tropic Thunder
Pairing: Peckernuts (Rick Peck/Tugg Speedman)
Word Count: ~600
Rating: PG-13ish
Disclaimer: Not mine, no harm meant, just for fun.

Notes: THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK AND WATCH MOVIES WITH playthefool CAUSE SHE ENCOURAGES ME WHEN I THROW CRACK IDEAS AT HER ♥♥♥ And the title's from the "Sometimes When We Touch" lyrics.

ALSO, HI NEW FRIENDS! Umm, I'll have a real intro post up tomorrow, I just got distracted tonight :p

( The heat reminds him of that summer night back in the dorms, years ago. )