sashaying through the sarcasm

Title: it all burns cold
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Lucifer/Marcel (SPN/Top Chef S2)
Word Count: ~390
Rating: PG
Heads-up: crack crossover, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: I completely blame cecilylee for sticking this pairing in my head. IDEK.


( Marcel is getting annoyed at the whole damn thing. )

Title: we stood tall
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Zachariah/Uriel, slight vaguely implied Zachariah/Chad Michael Murray
Word Count: ~900
Rating: pgish
Heads-up: Spoilers through the end of season 5, takes place pre-5.18
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: Honestly, I don't even know anymore :p Buzzed and un-beta'd. Inspired by House of Wax and Mumford & Sons' "After the Storm". And since I try to avoid private celebrity gossip, my Chad is based on a combo of his House of Wax character and what I've gleaned from fandom (the douchey, cocky asshole of a best friend that may or may not be rooting for true love). For cecilylee, for all of her encouragement ♥

( Zachariah looks at the kid in front of him. He had bumped into him at the bar, watched for a moment before he nodded to the bartender, who slid a glass of whiskey in front of Zach and another beer in front of the kid. )

Title: hurricane grip
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Wade/Sam, voyeur!Dean, Sam/Dean
Word Count: ~1660
Rating: nc-17
Heads-up: voyeurism, House of Wax/SPN crossover
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: Much love to playthefool for looking this over for me ♥ Any mistakes can be blamed on the rum. For ace_of_spades6 IF IT'S NOT PORNY ENOUGH TELL ME OKAY BB♥

Part of the HoW/SPN 'verse I'm playing with, but this is more of a stand alone pwp :D


( The bar's loud and Dean's not nearly drunk enough by this point, but from what he can tell Sam's at least looking like he's enjoying himself, so he marks the night as a success so far. )

Title: haunted by the things you're saying to me
Author: Puchuupoet
Pairing: Dean/ (Wade/Sam) (lol it's like an amazing math problem ♥)
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: NC-17
Heads up: Spoilers for Supernatural S5 and House of Wax
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: Title from Jon Heintz's "Defending Our Lives" and massive thanks to playthefool for the beta ♥

part one can be found here

( Dean manages to convince Sam to let him bandage his chest up, and he tapes gauze over the ragged stab wounds without meeting his eyes. )

Catching up on comments while watching Shrek Forever After.

Ummm, are Shrek and Fiona somehow involved in a SAW-like trap? (4th one, iirc)

brb loling

ETA: OKAY SO NOW THERE'S FIC. DON'T JUDGE TOO HARD PLS

untitled Saw/Shrek crossover
rated: r
unbeta'd
disclaimer: not mine, never happened, completely fictional

( Shrek shakes his head when he comes to, and he can practically feel the lump growing on his head. )

I BLAME THIS ON THE CONVERSATION I HAD WITH ace_of_spades6 EARLIER TONIGHT. UNLESS SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, WHICH I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND ♥


untitled
gen
pg-13
un-beta'd
Spoilers for the Season 5 finale of Supernatural and for House of Wax.

( Dean lets out a rough huff, his heart still pounding in his ears. In all the hillbilly-infested backwoods of the south, he manages to pick the forest containing the murderous ones with hostages. )