sashaying through the sarcasm

Title: covetous
Author: puchuupoet
Pairing: Zachariah/Impala
Word Count: ~645
Rating: hard R
Heads-up: implied car humping
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: I don't even know anymore. Thanks to cho_malfoy for all the encouragement ♥

( She stands before him sleek and cool, all smooth curves against the rough asphalt under her. )

Title: we both know what the scores don't show
Author: Puchuupoet
Characters: Zachariah & Chuck
Word Count: ~600
Rating: r
Heads-up: gen, character death, spoilers up to the end of S5
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, completely fictional.

Notes: Dared by cecilylee and beta'd by playthefool ♥♥ All mistakes are of my own exhaustion/choosing. Inspired by A.C. Newman's songs ♥

( Zachariah opens his eyes slowly, groaning at the burning pain that suddenly shoots through his head. )

Catching up on comments while watching Shrek Forever After.

Ummm, are Shrek and Fiona somehow involved in a SAW-like trap? (4th one, iirc)

brb loling

ETA: OKAY SO NOW THERE'S FIC. DON'T JUDGE TOO HARD PLS

untitled Saw/Shrek crossover
rated: r
unbeta'd
disclaimer: not mine, never happened, completely fictional

( Shrek shakes his head when he comes to, and he can practically feel the lump growing on his head. )