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[puchuupoet]

Because everyone needs the chance to appreciate Zachariah pulling out an assortment of sex toys from his pockets ♥

ETA: It's from Scary Movie, and really, I can't stress enough how much better it all looks in action, from the smooth flick of the flogger to the jiggling give and take of the butt plug.

Comments

[playthefool.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I AM IMAGINIGN URIEL AND ZACH GOING THROUGH TEH DRAWERS OF SOME POOR SCHMUCK THEY SMITED

URIEL ALL SRS BSNS LIKE "WHAT ARE THESE INVENTIONS, INFERNAL MUD MONKEYS"

AND ZACH IS LIKE "LOL ANAL BEADS A WONDER OF MANKIND~"

IDEK /DRUNK

[puchuupoet.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT MY TO-WRITE LIST LOOKS LIKE, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

WHEN ZACH AND URIEL USE THE GREEN ROOM FOR THEIR OWN PURPOSES, INSTEAD OF ANGEL STATUES THERE'S THOSE GLASS DILDOS THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS AS ART SCULPTURES WHEN GUESTS COME OVER.

AND THE TABLE HOLDS A VARIETY OF LIQUOR, ANYTHING ZACHARIAH THINKS MIGHT BE HARD ENOUGH TO TIP URIEL AGAINST HIM, KEEP HIM CLOSE LONG ENOUGH FOR ZACHARIAH TO CONVINCE HIM TO STAY.